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pleatedjeans:

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seedy:

you know when ur older relatives say things like “aww u were so cute when u were little” like excuse me bitch im still cute

(via spork)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via tipslip)

crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: chomei, via interjects)

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via spork)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via interjects)