you know when ur older relatives say things like “aww u were so cute when u were little” like excuse me bitch im still cute
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food